two kinds of sick, two kinds of soup
For the winter hack-your-head-off-sick: Campbells. Mix a can of cream of chicken with a can of chicken noodle, and a can of water. Heat on the stove. Try to stop oozing.
For the other kind: Beans. Ham bones. Celery, onion, green pepper, hot sauce, whatever else you’ve neglected in the fridge, add to the slow cooker. Think about summer.